kingofcreppyisland:

Bae: Come over I’m horny ;)

Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit

Bae: My parents are out

Me:

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It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it’s called Life.
— Terry Pratchett, The Last Continent (via kushandwizdom)
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Anyway, I still think acoustic guitars are very punk… so eat shit.
— Sara Quin (x)
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Anonymous said: Do you like eating pussy?

girlslug:

I’m a vegetarian no I love cats

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benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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sageruto:

the fucking worst is when people are like “you hate people for having a different opinion than you!!!!” like im not shitting on this guy because he thinks pistachio ice cream is gross im shitting on him because he actually believes that i and people like me dont deserve basic human rights and respect and safety

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nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

doctorsassysteinbutt:

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

BLESS YOU

doctorsassysteinbutt:

abbysucks:

disneybombshell:

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

Why

therorlord OH GODS WHY

imma see this image one more time before i step in and CORRECT THE ABSOLUTE SHIT OUT OF IT

this motherfucker done says his asshole son inherited his strong chin and i will not allow chinless zues up there to stand i just will not

BLESS YOU